DOLLY WOOD

excuse me sir
ya you right there
these northern lights
they bother me. glare

I'll tell you a story, ya follow me?
i'll take you on a trip to Tennessee

river chattahoochie
rollin mountains smoky
hey miss parton dolly
southern peeps are jolly

most of all
i miss the south
them strapping lads
that fill my mouth

they feed em well
and breed em well
way down south
in nashville

Kenny Rogers. Dolly Parton
Balding Eagles and americans
slushies, slurpies, ford trucks
burpies, babies, strollers
roller coasters, floaters
that's floaters in the toilet
artists drawing portraits
bottled ships. cork it.
americana. bought it.

sea of white people. on the train. diesel
peakin thru the cage at the bald eagles

America. America. America. Ferrera
She's Pretty, she's Ugly. She's Betty and Veronica

That's all white everything. white bread, corn fed
American Dream. Jay Zee, not Zed
Embracism, racism. morientalism.
That's not exactly what. my buddy Eddy Said

close enough though. I'm an Orient 'mo
got a job down south. couldn't get one at home

you tax me like an alien. I give you my dough
yeah i stole ya job. I'm a pro mofo. I’m a pro homo. Yeah, I stole ya fucking jobs

I got the WOOD. not for hollywood
I got the wood not for bollywood
I got the wood. it's for Dollywood
a Dolly Part-on. It's for Dollywood
Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene. Jolene.
Please don't take him
just because you can

took a trip to Dollywood. my white friend loved it
I loved it too. white kids said, "yo, kick it."
cuz they thought i was a ninja and all of japan
and then they also said, I love you Jackie Chan!

yo back in the closet - in Dolly's Closet
Sequins like Liza. E'rybody knows it

it's Hillbilly vegas. shake it till you make it.
fake it till you bake it. I'm in America
Close encounters, Dreyfus. Alien status.
Imma probe yo anus. I love America

i wanna peekaboo
under your moomoo
wanna see your hoo hoo
sittin on my choo choo
chattanooga choo choo
i'll make your body move
get in my house
bitch take off your shoes

tennessee. whiskey.
make me get frisky.
dancing like a sissy
do it real risky
go down south, missy
cup me like a dixie
eat my fried chicken
buttermilk bisky

southern brunching. finger licking thumb
chicken and dumplings? that ain't dimsum.
whet my appetite. damp my bass drum.
imma overeat food coma. numb
pass the southern comfort. get me drunk
pass the fried chicken. put some junk in this trunk

I got the WOOD. not for hollywood
I got the wood not for bollywood
I got the wood. it's for Dollywood
A raging Part-on. it's for dollywood

Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene. Jolene.
Please don't take him
just because you can
Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene. Jolene.
I swear to God
I love Americans

Dollywood is All American
Beaver. creek. and loaded handguns
in the white chapel. I say amen
how many homos among these men?
seven. eight. nine. ten?
I'm counting friendly faggots among americans

American Flag. American fag.
Dolly Parton. Confederate Drag.

Aretha Frankenstein. breakfast is fine
Her pancakes are to die. they're as high as the sky
You're closer to God, with your hair so high
Dolly would approve. Bitch, get another pie

butter and grits. salty and savoury
fightin for slavery and callin it bravery

put your dicks in
ronald reagan
southern nixon
Mason Dixon

I got the WOOD. not for hollywood
I got the wood not for bollywood
I got the wood. it's for Dollywood
a Dolly Part-On. it's for Dollywood

Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene. Jolene.
Please don't take him
just because you can
Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene. Jolene.
I swear to God
I love Americans

this white dude called me a Chinese wetback
then he smiled and asked if I wanted to fucking bareback