416 to the 905

i'm like a boy lil kim. i do the jump off.
And hook up with a dude at the scarborough bluffs
we met on Manhunt. and he helped me get off
next stop, Kennedy, I gotta get off.

now i'm at the Cherry Beach - too many rocks.
i met a hairy bear freak. he wants me to top.
i say “bend over bitch. your cherry I'll pop….
now hurry up, dude. I wanna dance at the Docks.”

I woke up in the mornin, to Anna (Marie) Tremont(i).
gotta get shit done. yeah, I G-T-D a lot.
I need some meat from my local butcher shop.
the Portuguese make the best chicken stock.
Iget there so early, he unlocks the lock
i eye the young dude in his bloody frock.
he takes me to the back. wants me to feather his cock.
I say, o-kay. but can i get this half off?

4-1-6 to the 9-0-5. MAESTRO feel my backbone slide
416 to the 905. I’ll make ya scream. WONDERLAND RIDE

Next I take a cab to my shitty joe job.
At least it pays the bills, like my mastercard.
on the drive there, i was really crazy bored
fell asleep and the driver woke me up with a prod.
I think his name was either... mohammed or bob
but he had a hot belly, kinda looked like The Blob
I had no money for a tip, so i jacked him off.
he said, “thanks lil guy,” and i said, “no prob.”

i was drunk in the morning, it was past 3 oclock
had too many beers at the Blue Moon bar
I was waitin for the bus... near pape and gerard.
and the mixed dude next to me was really fuckin hot
but his drunk ass girlfriend was pukin non stop
so he said, 'not on the chinaman 'and gave me some props
so i blew him in the alley. happy ending. hand job.
near the seven eleven. then i got a hot dog.

4-1-6 to the 9-0-5. MAESTRO feel my backbone slide
416 to the 905. I’ll make ya scream. WONDERLAND RIDE x 2
Drop Zone (repeat)

I'm at Lee’s Palace, the show is Mandy Moore.
Her debut album So Real went gold on Bill-board
In the crowd my pocket vibrates. New text on Grindr
HotTop says, "wanna meet?" I say "for sure"

so

I'm walking through the city, specifically east york
and munchin on a juicy fat kebob. yo man, it's pork.
i hookup with a korean dude, maybe from the north
his weapon of ass destruction. i wanna blow it more.
Hey soldier, shoot your uzi. yo... let's start a war
Your Love is a Battlefield. So Pat my Benetar


sharing is caring, man. wanna taste your Danforth
sharing is caring, man. wanna taste my Danforth?

4-1-6 to the 9-0-5.
4-1-6 to the 9-0-5.
4-1-6 to the 9-0-5.

my momma's real proud of me. She thinks i'm multyculty
but my friends know better. They just say i'm really slutty. x2
They say, "Man, Chyna, you so slutty"

I'm still a little racist, sure.
But I'm also really fucking slutty.