Allegiance to the Fag

by ManChyna

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released May 4, 2012

backup vocals:
linda gallant 2,5,6
peen diddy 2,5
putang clam 1,2,3

beats:
fictitious commodity 1,4,5
manchyna 2,3,6

cover illustration: lauren hortie
lyics/vocals/design: manchyna

recording/mixing/mastering:
matt rogalsky, memory device kingston (www.memory-device.com)

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ManChyna Toronto, Ontario

MANCHYNA burst from a Smoky Mountain-womb just like his personal (s)hero, Dolly Parton. Part burlesque and part faggotronic rap, Man Chyna strip hops around Canada like a sissy M.I.A (Sissy Elliot?). Won't you be the Boy-oncé to his Gay-Z? Mo Homo.

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Track Name: Brokeback That Ass Up
Brokebackin
sheep skin
bare skin
no pubs or inns
my one night friend
is close as kin

no DNA inheritance
just seedin
breedin
brethren

we herdin sheep
bromancin deep
we get no sleep
tea bags are steeped

and in this tent
you straight or bent
it just don't matter when
we butt men

boy you look good
brokeback dat ass up
you a fine muthafucka
brokeback that ass up
cuz you know i'll do it good
brokeback that ass up
lemme fell yo wood
brokeback that ass up
back that ass up
back that ass up
rub my firewood
brokeback that ass up

you my ennis del mar
pick you up in my truck
jump start ya car
stick shift ya muff

Jack a rodeo cowboy
Twist it in
bareback, no saddle
raw riggin
just tell the missus
that you fishin
and I'll meet ya on that hill
in Wyoming!

can't grind me
no high speed
no squirt.com
to find me

just look on up
from that gloryhole
and tap yo foot
if you wanna mouthful

in mexico!
i'm gonna fuck you
like it's nineteen
seventy four

I want'yo ranch hand
get my rake to stand
and we'll get a nice farm
you can plow my land

where you can
sheer yer sheep
triple A beef
I want your hor-
mones inside me

tipping dem cows
do the bovine strut
cuz i really wanna see
you milk my utts (“udders”)


boy you look good
brokeback dat ass up
you a fine muthafucka
brokeback that ass up
you know i'll do it good
brokeback that ass up
come n' pop ma hood
brokeback that ass up
back that ass up
back that ass up
spark plug me good
back that ass up

I been boohooin
ever since you been gone
can't stop listenin
to Kelly Clarkson

camping on that hill
just ain't as fun
without you grillin my sausage
in yo white ass bun

It's sloppy joe's fo one
I don't need no trough
now i overeat cuz
i wanna get stuffed

chuck wagon race
blue ribbon big
you pulled out ma barrel
left a hole this thick

gutter. butter
Mennonite dreams
i can still taste
your churnin cream

i knew it ain't true
what they said bout you
yo tire didn't blew
i can't quit you

you da biggy to ma diddy
i'll be missin you
and until we are together
these ballz be blue!


boy you look good
brokeback dat ass up
you a fine muthafucka
brokeback that ass up
you know i'll do it good
brokeback that ass up
you still ma buckaroo
cuz i learned from you
how to deep throat
and fuck a dude
Track Name: Dollywood
DOLLY WOOD

excuse me sir
ya you right there
these northern lights
they bother me. glare

I'll tell you a story, ya follow me?
i'll take you on a trip to Tennessee

river chattahoochie
rollin mountains smoky
hey miss parton dolly
southern peeps are jolly

most of all
i miss the south
them strapping lads
that fill my mouth

they feed em well
and breed em well
way down south
in nashville

Kenny Rogers. Dolly Parton
Balding Eagles and americans
slushies, slurpies, ford trucks
burpies, babies, strollers
roller coasters, floaters
that's floaters in the toilet
artists drawing portraits
bottled ships. cork it.
americana. bought it.

sea of white people. on the train. diesel
peakin thru the cage at the bald eagles

America. America. America. Ferrera
She's Pretty, she's Ugly. She's Betty and Veronica

That's all white everything. white bread, corn fed
American Dream. Jay Zee, not Zed
Embracism, racism. morientalism.
That's not exactly what. my buddy Eddy Said

close enough though. I'm an Orient 'mo
got a job down south. couldn't get one at home

you tax me like an alien. I give you my dough
yeah i stole ya job. I'm a pro mofo. I’m a pro homo. Yeah, I stole ya fucking jobs

I got the WOOD. not for hollywood
I got the wood not for bollywood
I got the wood. it's for Dollywood
a Dolly Part-on. It's for Dollywood
Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene. Jolene.
Please don't take him
just because you can

took a trip to Dollywood. my white friend loved it
I loved it too. white kids said, "yo, kick it."
cuz they thought i was a ninja and all of japan
and then they also said, I love you Jackie Chan!

yo back in the closet - in Dolly's Closet
Sequins like Liza. E'rybody knows it

it's Hillbilly vegas. shake it till you make it.
fake it till you bake it. I'm in America
Close encounters, Dreyfus. Alien status.
Imma probe yo anus. I love America

i wanna peekaboo
under your moomoo
wanna see your hoo hoo
sittin on my choo choo
chattanooga choo choo
i'll make your body move
get in my house
bitch take off your shoes

tennessee. whiskey.
make me get frisky.
dancing like a sissy
do it real risky
go down south, missy
cup me like a dixie
eat my fried chicken
buttermilk bisky

southern brunching. finger licking thumb
chicken and dumplings? that ain't dimsum.
whet my appetite. damp my bass drum.
imma overeat food coma. numb
pass the southern comfort. get me drunk
pass the fried chicken. put some junk in this trunk

I got the WOOD. not for hollywood
I got the wood not for bollywood
I got the wood. it's for Dollywood
A raging Part-on. it's for dollywood

Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene. Jolene.
Please don't take him
just because you can
Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene. Jolene.
I swear to God
I love Americans

Dollywood is All American
Beaver. creek. and loaded handguns
in the white chapel. I say amen
how many homos among these men?
seven. eight. nine. ten?
I'm counting friendly faggots among americans

American Flag. American fag.
Dolly Parton. Confederate Drag.

Aretha Frankenstein. breakfast is fine
Her pancakes are to die. they're as high as the sky
You're closer to God, with your hair so high
Dolly would approve. Bitch, get another pie

butter and grits. salty and savoury
fightin for slavery and callin it bravery

put your dicks in
ronald reagan
southern nixon
Mason Dixon

I got the WOOD. not for hollywood
I got the wood not for bollywood
I got the wood. it's for Dollywood
a Dolly Part-On. it's for Dollywood

Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene. Jolene.
Please don't take him
just because you can
Jolene. Jolene.
Jolene. Jolene.
I swear to God
I love Americans

this white dude called me a Chinese wetback
then he smiled and asked if I wanted to fucking bareback
Track Name: Tiger Mom
Mama I love you
Mama I care
Mama I love you
Mama you’re my friend

Hey, boy call me yer tiger mom
I'll rub ya down with some tiger balm
take off yer shoes. take off yer pants
get close to me. Let’s do a tiger dance

come her la. “tang tiu (藤條) lai la”.
i will beat ya. i am ya mama
beat ya off with my bamboo stick
that is a euphemism for my dick

I'm supposed to be your mom
in this tender loving song
suck my Long Duk Dong
shut up boy and sing along

don’t make me mad
spank ya bad
i don't give a shit
I'm the tiger fag.

Mama I love you
Mama I care
Mama I love you
Mama my friend

karaoke sing song.
grab my paddle ping pong
donkey kong and capcom
watch my throne I'm King Kong

What'd you get on them SATests
don't come home without the best
at Graduation, Kanye West
I'll show you an Asian F

ABCDEF-F
Gimme number 2?
And I'll deuce on your chest
ABCDEF-F
Lemme be clear: I’ll shit on ya chest

i'm dicki minaj. I am the best
i got a functional ass. i'll give you my breast
so rub me down on my tiger vest
that's my hairless chest


Mama I love you
Mama I care
Mama I love you
Mama my friend

I’m takin this shit to Tyra Banksy
I’m the Top Model minority
My vogue is the shit. all 10s. no Bs
you can call me fucking Hermione.
I'm a Pure blood. Mudblood. inbreed
Singapore. Sino. i'm all chinese.
got no black in me. i'm talking bout genes
but #realtalk. i want some black in me.


call me papa jackson.
i'll make you scream
i'm Janet Jackson
I'm on Dream Street
i'm in your dreams
i'm Freddy Krueger
i'm a dykemare
on butt street looter

all ya little boys, im yer tiger mum
suckle my milk, ain't it yum yum?
flip you over on ya tum tum
and if I had a clit, I would open up and sit on em

Mama I love you
Mama I care
Mama I love you
Mama you’re my friend
Track Name: Double Downlow
Cook it hotter
eat it faster
make it better
bacon cheddar

smoky meat
between those thighs
melt some cheese
and close your eyes
not talkin bout
pop-eyes
Kentucky fried chicken
with a side of fries

Kentucky fried chicken with a double down low
can you feel the flow
my sissy mo's?
get on the flo
to this double down low
double down low
double down low
kentucky fried chicken with a double down low

now...
Meet me down
in china town
dim sum
rim some
叉燒 飯 (char siu fan)
is so much fun

my chop sticks bring all the boys to the yard
and M_S_G_ is better than yours
my MO
is GMO

so

Kentucky fried chicken with a double down low
can you feel the flow
my sissy mo's?
get on the flo
to this double down low
double down low
double down low
kentucky fried chicken with a double down low


the slaughterhouse
is my spouse
eat all of it
including snouts
and all them sows
got no way out
except to go
into my mouth
but too much meat
you get the gout
so don't forget
to eat my trout


Rollup in
my rim
to win
blow this hole
suck this fin
eat bottle nosed
dolphins

these fish farms
bring out my charms
don't be alarmed
by the shrimp with arms

and on these farms
got rakes and hoes
spread all your seed
in dirty holes
chromosome
diversity
need none of that
monsanto! x3

so

Kentucky fried chicken with a double down low
can you feel the flow
my sissy mo's?
get on the flo
to this double down low
double down low
double down low
kentucky fried chicken with a double down low

don't forget your
lactase
before you eat that
blue cheese
don't want a
shit face
when i'm down on
yo ace


don't dig for gold
rim round the bowl
to get brown hole
flash cheddar old

and

if we're on a plane
or mountain range
just take your aim
at this fine game

cuz you gotta eat
when you gotta eat
so take this ass
for bush meat

and when i'm gone
you can take my bones
and make a clone
to sell my meat

to kentucky fried chicken as a double down low
as a double down low kentucky fried chicken
I’m a double down low
Track Name: 416
416 to the 905

i'm like a boy lil kim. i do the jump off.
And hook up with a dude at the scarborough bluffs
we met on Manhunt. and he helped me get off
next stop, Kennedy, I gotta get off.

now i'm at the Cherry Beach - too many rocks.
i met a hairy bear freak. he wants me to top.
i say “bend over bitch. your cherry I'll pop….
now hurry up, dude. I wanna dance at the Docks.”

I woke up in the mornin, to Anna (Marie) Tremont(i).
gotta get shit done. yeah, I G-T-D a lot.
I need some meat from my local butcher shop.
the Portuguese make the best chicken stock.
Iget there so early, he unlocks the lock
i eye the young dude in his bloody frock.
he takes me to the back. wants me to feather his cock.
I say, o-kay. but can i get this half off?

4-1-6 to the 9-0-5. MAESTRO feel my backbone slide
416 to the 905. I’ll make ya scream. WONDERLAND RIDE

Next I take a cab to my shitty joe job.
At least it pays the bills, like my mastercard.
on the drive there, i was really crazy bored
fell asleep and the driver woke me up with a prod.
I think his name was either... mohammed or bob
but he had a hot belly, kinda looked like The Blob
I had no money for a tip, so i jacked him off.
he said, “thanks lil guy,” and i said, “no prob.”

i was drunk in the morning, it was past 3 oclock
had too many beers at the Blue Moon bar
I was waitin for the bus... near pape and gerard.
and the mixed dude next to me was really fuckin hot
but his drunk ass girlfriend was pukin non stop
so he said, 'not on the chinaman 'and gave me some props
so i blew him in the alley. happy ending. hand job.
near the seven eleven. then i got a hot dog.

4-1-6 to the 9-0-5. MAESTRO feel my backbone slide
416 to the 905. I’ll make ya scream. WONDERLAND RIDE x 2
Drop Zone (repeat)

I'm at Lee’s Palace, the show is Mandy Moore.
Her debut album So Real went gold on Bill-board
In the crowd my pocket vibrates. New text on Grindr
HotTop says, "wanna meet?" I say "for sure"

so

I'm walking through the city, specifically east york
and munchin on a juicy fat kebob. yo man, it's pork.
i hookup with a korean dude, maybe from the north
his weapon of ass destruction. i wanna blow it more.
Hey soldier, shoot your uzi. yo... let's start a war
Your Love is a Battlefield. So Pat my Benetar


sharing is caring, man. wanna taste your Danforth
sharing is caring, man. wanna taste my Danforth?

4-1-6 to the 9-0-5.
4-1-6 to the 9-0-5.
4-1-6 to the 9-0-5.

my momma's real proud of me. She thinks i'm multyculty
but my friends know better. They just say i'm really slutty. x2
They say, "Man, Chyna, you so slutty"

I'm still a little racist, sure.
But I'm also really fucking slutty.
Track Name: Yellow Fever
I'm a faggy China bro
Scarborough
eat dimsum
sushi... roe

I say hello
you say "ni how?"
i say that's racist
you say, 'What? How?'

join the party. My Commie pinkos
here's my gay agenda my manifesto

party hard party fast, yeah mo' homo
bass like men... I like it down low

I'll show you a good time. Do it like a war crime.
hands like trig and wave like sine.


Can you hear me clear?
i'm here and queer
party hard party fast
with cheap ass beer


you down to top? I want a faggot man
make my pussy pop. like a soda can
take a look, bitch. at this China man
Flippin Nanny. Drescher Fran

Talk down to you. I'm on a tower
sit down, man. shut up, dude
cuz your body talks louder
when you are silent ....
rude

boy, zip your lips and move your hips
cuz you Got it till it's Gone, Janet/Q tip

Big Yellow Taxi. Italian-US actor
who's your boss? i am tony danza

We got the power
We're Angela Bower!

I got yellow fever
you all got yellow fever
we all got yellow fever
we're in love

you soft like butter
like the wool of a llama
gobble it in
this my mixtape, Tyler..
pause it.
semicolon comma
eat rap bitches
jeffrey DAHMER


we giggling and grinning
prancing and dancing
we faggots are dope

This shit is burning
This shit is burning
raise this mothafuckin roof
what? you faggots need some proof?
Paris is Burning
Toronto is burning
raise this mothafuckin roof
what? you faggots need some proof?
This shit is burning

imma limp fist bitch. all full grown
rice fields. my seeds get sewn
yo 'Ye yo Jay you can Watch the Throne
Cuz this queen's on top. sceptre. moan!

rise up mutants. x-men homo
doctor x. i am Fagneto
you is only so-so
i am chairman mo-mo

yeah I'm a sissy boy chinaman
crush you with my faggot tank in Tienanmen.

rice and beans
dairy queen
boston cream
i got mcDees
hot drunk queen
dirty butt fiend
sit on ya chest
cleveland steam


im head of state. 3 piece suit
ya guns in the air. aim and shoot
i drop my trou. show man coot
boys line up. standing. salute

allegience to the fag. pledge it with swag
feel my flow freaks, grab yer maxi pads


I got yellow fever
you all got yellow fever
we all got yellow fever
we're in love

I got yellow fever
you all got yellow fever
we all got yellow fever
we're in love

yellow fever. justin beiber.
feeling thirsty? grab a caesar
Pinkerton all girl Sheezer
lesbian sigourney beaver

alien race. alien face.
street cred. card? Chase

with my brother Haitian men
we'll alien invasion them.

n of 1 can't do nothing
band of thebes and butch and femmes

no segregation. blacks and asians
terror. fag. Puar nation
gather round, chant like pagans
bukkake with 8 Malaysians
first I need some snacks
at the Corner Gas station

like Little Mosque on the Prairie
was that show on CTV?
I don't know. I never watched it
sounds like pandering to me

CBC. CTV.
used to watch the first Degrassi
TVO. Mr. Dressups.
white man with a lot of puppets

tickle trunk. tickle trunx.
tickle junx. tickle Hunx
and his Punx dance with Funx
mid-week. wednesday humps
shake ya Humps. shake ya bumps
ya lovely little lady lumps
and check that out. ya lady lumps
cuz lady humps should not have lumps

might be beaver fever
or also Giardia
too much diarrhea
we're in love

I got yellow fever
you all got yellow fever
we all got yellow fever
we're in love

I got yellow fever
you all got yellow fever
we all got yellow fever
we're in love