Brokebackin sheep skin bare skin no pubs or inns my one night friend is close as kin no DNA inheritance just seedin breedin brethren we herdin sheep bromancin deep we get no sleep tea bags are steeped and in this tent you straight or bent it just don't matter when we butt men boy you look good brokeback dat ass up you a fine muthafucka brokeback that ass up cuz you know i'll do it good brokeback that ass up lemme fell yo wood brokeback that ass up back that ass up back that ass up rub my firewood brokeback that ass up you my ennis del mar pick you up in my truck jump start ya car stick shift ya muff Jack a rodeo cowboy Twist it in bareback, no saddle raw riggin just tell the missus that you fishin and I'll meet ya on that hill in Wyoming! can't grind me no high speed no squirt.com to find me just look on up from that gloryhole and tap yo foot if you wanna mouthful in mexico! i'm gonna fuck you like it's nineteen seventy four I want'yo ranch hand get my rake to stand and we'll get a nice farm you can plow my land where you can sheer yer sheep triple A beef I want your hor- mones inside me tipping dem cows do the bovine strut cuz i really wanna see you milk my utts (“udders”) boy you look good brokeback dat ass up you a fine muthafucka brokeback that ass up you know i'll do it good brokeback that ass up come n' pop ma hood brokeback that ass up back that ass up back that ass up spark plug me good back that ass up I been boohooin ever since you been gone can't stop listenin to Kelly Clarkson camping on that hill just ain't as fun without you grillin my sausage in yo white ass bun It's sloppy joe's fo one I don't need no trough now i overeat cuz i wanna get stuffed chuck wagon race blue ribbon big you pulled out ma barrel left a hole this thick gutter. butter Mennonite dreams i can still taste your churnin cream i knew it ain't true what they said bout you yo tire didn't blew i can't quit you you da biggy to ma diddy i'll be missin you and until we are together these ballz be blue! boy you look good brokeback dat ass up you a fine muthafucka brokeback that ass up you know i'll do it good brokeback that ass up you still ma buckaroo cuz i learned from you how to deep throat and fuck a dude

DOLLY WOOD excuse me sir ya you right there these northern lights they bother me. glare I'll tell you a story, ya follow me? i'll take you on a trip to Tennessee river chattahoochie rollin mountains smoky hey miss parton dolly southern peeps are jolly most of all i miss the south them strapping lads that fill my mouth they feed em well and breed em well way down south in nashville Kenny Rogers. Dolly Parton Balding Eagles and americans slushies, slurpies, ford trucks burpies, babies, strollers roller coasters, floaters that's floaters in the toilet artists drawing portraits bottled ships. cork it. americana. bought it. sea of white people. on the train. diesel peakin thru the cage at the bald eagles America. America. America. Ferrera She's Pretty, she's Ugly. She's Betty and Veronica That's all white everything. white bread, corn fed American Dream. Jay Zee, not Zed Embracism, racism. morientalism. That's not exactly what. my buddy Eddy Said close enough though. I'm an Orient 'mo got a job down south. couldn't get one at home you tax me like an alien. I give you my dough yeah i stole ya job. I'm a pro mofo. I’m a pro homo. Yeah, I stole ya fucking jobs I got the WOOD. not for hollywood I got the wood not for bollywood I got the wood. it's for Dollywood a Dolly Part-on. It's for Dollywood Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Please don't take him just because you can took a trip to Dollywood. my white friend loved it I loved it too. white kids said, "yo, kick it." cuz they thought i was a ninja and all of japan and then they also said, I love you Jackie Chan! yo back in the closet - in Dolly's Closet Sequins like Liza. E'rybody knows it it's Hillbilly vegas. shake it till you make it. fake it till you bake it. I'm in America Close encounters, Dreyfus. Alien status. Imma probe yo anus. I love America i wanna peekaboo under your moomoo wanna see your hoo hoo sittin on my choo choo chattanooga choo choo i'll make your body move get in my house bitch take off your shoes tennessee. whiskey. make me get frisky. dancing like a sissy do it real risky go down south, missy cup me like a dixie eat my fried chicken buttermilk bisky southern brunching. finger licking thumb chicken and dumplings? that ain't dimsum. whet my appetite. damp my bass drum. imma overeat food coma. numb pass the southern comfort. get me drunk pass the fried chicken. put some junk in this trunk I got the WOOD. not for hollywood I got the wood not for bollywood I got the wood. it's for Dollywood A raging Part-on. it's for dollywood Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Please don't take him just because you can Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. I swear to God I love Americans Dollywood is All American Beaver. creek. and loaded handguns in the white chapel. I say amen how many homos among these men? seven. eight. nine. ten? I'm counting friendly faggots among americans American Flag. American fag. Dolly Parton. Confederate Drag. Aretha Frankenstein. breakfast is fine Her pancakes are to die. they're as high as the sky You're closer to God, with your hair so high Dolly would approve. Bitch, get another pie butter and grits. salty and savoury fightin for slavery and callin it bravery put your dicks in ronald reagan southern nixon Mason Dixon I got the WOOD. not for hollywood I got the wood not for bollywood I got the wood. it's for Dollywood a Dolly Part-On. it's for Dollywood Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Please don't take him just because you can Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. Jolene. I swear to God I love Americans this white dude called me a Chinese wetback then he smiled and asked if I wanted to fucking bareback

Mama I love you Mama I care Mama I love you Mama you’re my friend Hey, boy call me yer tiger mom I'll rub ya down with some tiger balm take off yer shoes. take off yer pants get close to me. Let’s do a tiger dance come her la. “tang tiu (藤條) lai la”. i will beat ya. i am ya mama beat ya off with my bamboo stick that is a euphemism for my dick I'm supposed to be your mom in this tender loving song suck my Long Duk Dong shut up boy and sing along don’t make me mad spank ya bad i don't give a shit I'm the tiger fag. Mama I love you Mama I care Mama I love you Mama my friend karaoke sing song. grab my paddle ping pong donkey kong and capcom watch my throne I'm King Kong What'd you get on them SATests don't come home without the best at Graduation, Kanye West I'll show you an Asian F ABCDEF-F Gimme number 2? And I'll deuce on your chest ABCDEF-F Lemme be clear: I’ll shit on ya chest i'm dicki minaj. I am the best i got a functional ass. i'll give you my breast so rub me down on my tiger vest that's my hairless chest Mama I love you Mama I care Mama I love you Mama my friend I’m takin this shit to Tyra Banksy I’m the Top Model minority My vogue is the shit. all 10s. no Bs you can call me fucking Hermione. I'm a Pure blood. Mudblood. inbreed Singapore. Sino. i'm all chinese. got no black in me. i'm talking bout genes but #realtalk. i want some black in me. call me papa jackson. i'll make you scream i'm Janet Jackson I'm on Dream Street i'm in your dreams i'm Freddy Krueger i'm a dykemare on butt street looter all ya little boys, im yer tiger mum suckle my milk, ain't it yum yum? flip you over on ya tum tum and if I had a clit, I would open up and sit on em Mama I love you Mama I care Mama I love you Mama you’re my friend

Cook it hotter eat it faster make it better bacon cheddar smoky meat between those thighs melt some cheese and close your eyes not talkin bout pop-eyes Kentucky fried chicken with a side of fries Kentucky fried chicken with a double down low can you feel the flow my sissy mo's? get on the flo to this double down low double down low double down low kentucky fried chicken with a double down low now... Meet me down in china town dim sum rim some 叉燒 飯 (char siu fan) is so much fun my chop sticks bring all the boys to the yard and M_S_G_ is better than yours my MO is GMO so Kentucky fried chicken with a double down low can you feel the flow my sissy mo's? get on the flo to this double down low double down low double down low kentucky fried chicken with a double down low the slaughterhouse is my spouse eat all of it including snouts and all them sows got no way out except to go into my mouth but too much meat you get the gout so don't forget to eat my trout Rollup in my rim to win blow this hole suck this fin eat bottle nosed dolphins these fish farms bring out my charms don't be alarmed by the shrimp with arms and on these farms got rakes and hoes spread all your seed in dirty holes chromosome diversity need none of that monsanto! x3 so Kentucky fried chicken with a double down low can you feel the flow my sissy mo's? get on the flo to this double down low double down low double down low kentucky fried chicken with a double down low don't forget your lactase before you eat that blue cheese don't want a shit face when i'm down on yo ace don't dig for gold rim round the bowl to get brown hole flash cheddar old and if we're on a plane or mountain range just take your aim at this fine game cuz you gotta eat when you gotta eat so take this ass for bush meat and when i'm gone you can take my bones and make a clone to sell my meat to kentucky fried chicken as a double down low as a double down low kentucky fried chicken I’m a double down low  

416 to the 905 i'm like a boy lil kim. i do the jump off. And hook up with a dude at the scarborough bluffs we met on Manhunt. and he helped me get off next stop, Kennedy, I gotta get off. now i'm at the Cherry Beach - too many rocks. i met a hairy bear freak. he wants me to top. i say “bend over bitch. your cherry I'll pop…. now hurry up, dude. I wanna dance at the Docks.” I woke up in the mornin, to Anna (Marie) Tremont(i). gotta get shit done. yeah, I G-T-D a lot. I need some meat from my local butcher shop. the Portuguese make the best chicken stock. Iget there so early, he unlocks the lock i eye the young dude in his bloody frock. he takes me to the back. wants me to feather his cock. I say, o-kay. but can i get this half off? 4-1-6 to the 9-0-5. MAESTRO feel my backbone slide 416 to the 905. I’ll make ya scream. WONDERLAND RIDE Next I take a cab to my shitty joe job. At least it pays the bills, like my mastercard. on the drive there, i was really crazy bored fell asleep and the driver woke me up with a prod. I think his name was either... mohammed or bob but he had a hot belly, kinda looked like The Blob I had no money for a tip, so i jacked him off. he said, “thanks lil guy,” and i said, “no prob.” i was drunk in the morning, it was past 3 oclock had too many beers at the Blue Moon bar I was waitin for the bus... near pape and gerard. and the mixed dude next to me was really fuckin hot but his drunk ass girlfriend was pukin non stop so he said, 'not on the chinaman 'and gave me some props so i blew him in the alley. happy ending. hand job. near the seven eleven. then i got a hot dog. 4-1-6 to the 9-0-5. MAESTRO feel my backbone slide 416 to the 905. I’ll make ya scream. WONDERLAND RIDE x 2 Drop Zone (repeat) I'm at Lee’s Palace, the show is Mandy Moore. Her debut album So Real went gold on Bill-board In the crowd my pocket vibrates. New text on Grindr HotTop says, "wanna meet?" I say "for sure" so I'm walking through the city, specifically east york and munchin on a juicy fat kebob. yo man, it's pork. i hookup with a korean dude, maybe from the north his weapon of ass destruction. i wanna blow it more. Hey soldier, shoot your uzi. yo... let's start a war Your Love is a Battlefield. So Pat my Benetar sharing is caring, man. wanna taste your Danforth sharing is caring, man. wanna taste my Danforth? 4-1-6 to the 9-0-5. 4-1-6 to the 9-0-5. 4-1-6 to the 9-0-5. my momma's real proud of me. She thinks i'm multyculty but my friends know better. They just say i'm really slutty. x2 They say, "Man, Chyna, you so slutty" I'm still a little racist, sure. But I'm also really fucking slutty.

I'm a faggy China bro Scarborough eat dimsum sushi... roe I say hello you say "ni how?" i say that's racist you say, 'What? How?' join the party. My Commie pinkos here's my gay agenda my manifesto party hard party fast, yeah mo' homo bass like men... I like it down low I'll show you a good time. Do it like a war crime. hands like trig and wave like sine. Can you hear me clear? i'm here and queer party hard party fast with cheap ass beer you down to top? I want a faggot man make my pussy pop. like a soda can take a look, bitch. at this China man Flippin Nanny. Drescher Fran Talk down to you. I'm on a tower sit down, man. shut up, dude cuz your body talks louder when you are silent .... rude boy, zip your lips and move your hips cuz you Got it till it's Gone, Janet/Q tip Big Yellow Taxi. Italian-US actor who's your boss? i am tony danza We got the power We're Angela Bower! I got yellow fever you all got yellow fever we all got yellow fever we're in love you soft like butter like the wool of a llama gobble it in this my mixtape, Tyler.. pause it. semicolon comma eat rap bitches jeffrey DAHMER we giggling and grinning prancing and dancing we faggots are dope This shit is burning This shit is burning raise this mothafuckin roof what? you faggots need some proof? Paris is Burning Toronto is burning raise this mothafuckin roof what? you faggots need some proof? This shit is burning imma limp fist bitch. all full grown rice fields. my seeds get sewn yo 'Ye yo Jay you can Watch the Throne Cuz this queen's on top. sceptre. moan! rise up mutants. x-men homo doctor x. i am Fagneto you is only so-so i am chairman mo-mo yeah I'm a sissy boy chinaman crush you with my faggot tank in Tienanmen. rice and beans dairy queen boston cream i got mcDees hot drunk queen dirty butt fiend sit on ya chest cleveland steam im head of state. 3 piece suit ya guns in the air. aim and shoot i drop my trou. show man coot boys line up. standing. salute allegience to the fag. pledge it with swag feel my flow freaks, grab yer maxi pads I got yellow fever you all got yellow fever we all got yellow fever we're in love I got yellow fever you all got yellow fever we all got yellow fever we're in love yellow fever. justin beiber. feeling thirsty? grab a caesar Pinkerton all girl Sheezer lesbian sigourney beaver alien race. alien face. street cred. card? Chase with my brother Haitian men we'll alien invasion them. n of 1 can't do nothing band of thebes and butch and femmes no segregation. blacks and asians terror. fag. Puar nation gather round, chant like pagans bukkake with 8 Malaysians first I need some snacks at the Corner Gas station like Little Mosque on the Prairie was that show on CTV? I don't know. I never watched it sounds like pandering to me CBC. CTV. used to watch the first Degrassi TVO. Mr. Dressups. white man with a lot of puppets tickle trunk. tickle trunx. tickle junx. tickle Hunx and his Punx dance with Funx mid-week. wednesday humps shake ya Humps. shake ya bumps ya lovely little lady lumps and check that out. ya lady lumps cuz lady humps should not have lumps might be beaver fever or also Giardia too much diarrhea we're in love I got yellow fever you all got yellow fever we all got yellow fever we're in love I got yellow fever you all got yellow fever we all got yellow fever we're in love